One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?" Billy-Bob replies "Well sheriff, it's a long story!" Sheriff says he isn't in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story. Billy-Bob continues "Well sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did." "Inside the barn we started a kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy, well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill so we did." "Up on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and the Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots. Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said "Okay Billy-Bob, go to town..."
Monday, February 8, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Super Bowl 44 Colts and the Saints
On this episode of PJ's Sports Addiction, The Gang and I give our prediction for this years 44th Super Bowl between the Sanits and the Colts. Check it and see who we think will win.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Mayweather and Pacman Update!!!!!
On this episode of the PJ's Sports Addiction, AJ and the Round Table Crew discuss the events surrounding the up coming Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao Fight. The fight will be the biggest fight ever in terms of money, but a dispute in how the boxers should be drug tested has put the fight in jeopardy. So the big question is, will the fight happen????
You can follow PJ Sports Addiction on Twitter @ www.twitter.com/pjsporsaddict
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
This Sleazy Year In Sports Was For Mature Audiences Only
Stop right there. Before we allow you to read any further, we'll need to see some ID. A review of the year in sleaze -- oops, we mean sports -- in 2009 is a tale for mature audiences only. Some of the randy goings-on were mildly amusing: NBA Hall of Famer Charles Barkley got a traffic ticket last New Year's Eve in his haste to find a place for a little one-on-one time with a female friend. Others were deeply disturbing: retired NFL quarterback Steve McNair, a husband and father, was shot dead by a paramour in a murder-suicide.
McNair wasn't alone in his infidelity. Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino admitted to an extramarital affair with a woman who later attempted to extort him. Baseball analyst Steve Phillips was fired by ESPN after his sexual relationship with a female underling came to light. Another ESPN sportscaster, Erin Andrews, was victimized by a "fan" who videotaped her, nude in the privacy of her hotel room, with a hidden camera.
Given the R-rated nature of the year's developments, it was somehow fitting, although disappointing, that 2009 ended with the biggest sex scandal of them all -- the astonishing story of Tiger Woods. By year's end, we were wondering whether the married Woods had as many secret girlfriends as tournament victories.
Think of 2009, then, as the year of men behaving badly. We may look back on it as the year that sports fans found themselves checking the gossip sites as often as the box scores, when the over/unders we speculated about didn't involve just the next weekend's football games, but the amount that Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, might get in a divorce settlement.
Some fans protested that the focus on the steamy side of sports figures' personal lives was misguided, that the media delved too deeply into personal lives instead of concentrating on actual competition. But in 2009 it became clearer than ever that there is no going back to the days when the private lives of famous people were considered taboo. There are too many ways for sports figures' indiscretions to make it into the public domain.
When Texas Rangers' outfielder Josh Hamilton, a recovering alcoholic, fell off the wagon, cell phone pictures of him partying in a bar with several women wound up on the Internet for everyone, including his wife, to see. In a world in which technological advances have made it easier for all of us to spy on each other, it's not surprising that many sports celebrities couldn't keep sensitive information from becoming public.
If we seemed obsessed with the salacious side of sports in 2009, maybe it was partly because the action on the field seemed to far less surprising. Most of the major championships were won by the usual suspects -- players and programs that knew their way around the penthouse, having visited many times before. The Lakers, Steelers and Yankees, all with long histories of success, in each added another piece of championship hardware to their trophy cases. North Carolina in college basketball, UConn in women's hoops, and Florida in college football did the same, all of which were about as surprising as the sun rising in the East.
The year wasn't exactly filled with underdog victories, but that's not to say there weren't fascinating and notable individual achievements.
In tennis, Roger Federer broke Pete Sampras' record of 14 major championships by winning Wimbledon for the sixth time. Jimmie Johnson continued to be, in a sense, the Federer of NASCAR, becoming the only driver to win four consecutive Sprint Cup Series championships. While Johnson was one of the fastest men behind the wheel, Usain Bolt was the fastest on two feet.
In August, the Jamaican sprinter lowered his own world records by running the 100 meters in 9.58 seconds and the 200 in 19.19 at the World Championships. At 23, Bolt isn't much older than Pittsburgh Penguins captain Sidney "The Kid" Crosby, who was 21 when he became the youngest team captain to win a Stanley Cup, doing so with a seven-game victory over the Detroit Red Wings in June. In baseball, Joe Mauer of the Twins won the AL MVP and batting title with arguably the greatest offensive season for catcher in the history of the sport.
If you find yourself in an actual argument over whether Mauer's season was the best, don't ask Brett Favre or Urban Meyer to settle it, because they both had a hard time making up their minds. Favre played the Will-he-play-or-won't-he? game for the umpteenth time. He seemed ready to finally settle into retirement after his poor finish with the Jets in 2008, but by training camp he had changed his mind yet again, winding up in the Vikings' purple-and-gold. It was hard to argue with his decision after he led Minnesota to the NFC North championship and had his eye on his second Super Bowl title as 2009 came to an end.
Meyer suffered a brief Favre-like case of career indecision in the waning days of the year. No sooner had we learned of his plans to step down as Florida's football coach due to health issues, than Meyer, 45, changed his mind and decided to take an indefinite leave of absence instead. Gator fans were no doubt relieved for the moment, although they are no doubt hoping that Meyer doesn't become a serial flip-flopper like Favre.
But none of those athletes had as wild a ride in 2009 as the Yankees' Alex Rodriguez, whose year went from one extreme to another in a different way.
A-Rod, the Yankees' slugging third baseman, had a 2009 that ran the gamut from embarrassment to elation. After an SI.com story by Selena Roberts and David Epstein that revealed evidence of his steroid use, Rodriguez admitted during spring training that he had used performance-enhancing drugs during his years with the Texas Rangers. But after starting at rock bottom with the scandal (he also missed the start of the regular season after hip surgery), A-Rod finished at the top, shaking his reputation as a postseason choker with a strong playoff performance that helped propel the Yanks to their first World Series title since 2000.
Alas, disgraced NBA referee Tim Donaghy's gambling revelations were small potatoes buried in much bigger sleaze.
AP
A-Rod wasn't the only star athlete who kept steroids in the news. Dodgers slugger Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games for a violation of baseball's drug policy. He was caught with a bogus prescription for a women's fertility drug that has been known to be used by steroid abusers to help balance their hormone levels. The Dodgers still won the NL West title, but Manny-mania wasn't nearly as rampant as the year before, especially when he proved to be a less dangerous hitter upon his return.
If sex and drug scandals aren't your cup of tea, perhaps you prefer mobsters. Disgraced NBA referee Tim Donaghy was released from prison, after which he wrote a book alleging that not only had organized crime figures forced him to give them inside information for betting purposes, but officiating in the league was biased and corrupt, with the calls often based on refs' personal agendas.
In other years, that might have been a blockbuster story, but it barely gained traction when there were juicier items that grabbed our interest. In a year so full of scandal, if Donaghy or anyone else hoped to shock us, they had to do better -- or is it worse? -- than that.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
McNair wasn't alone in his infidelity. Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino admitted to an extramarital affair with a woman who later attempted to extort him. Baseball analyst Steve Phillips was fired by ESPN after his sexual relationship with a female underling came to light. Another ESPN sportscaster, Erin Andrews, was victimized by a "fan" who videotaped her, nude in the privacy of her hotel room, with a hidden camera.
Given the R-rated nature of the year's developments, it was somehow fitting, although disappointing, that 2009 ended with the biggest sex scandal of them all -- the astonishing story of Tiger Woods. By year's end, we were wondering whether the married Woods had as many secret girlfriends as tournament victories.
Think of 2009, then, as the year of men behaving badly. We may look back on it as the year that sports fans found themselves checking the gossip sites as often as the box scores, when the over/unders we speculated about didn't involve just the next weekend's football games, but the amount that Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, might get in a divorce settlement.
Some fans protested that the focus on the steamy side of sports figures' personal lives was misguided, that the media delved too deeply into personal lives instead of concentrating on actual competition. But in 2009 it became clearer than ever that there is no going back to the days when the private lives of famous people were considered taboo. There are too many ways for sports figures' indiscretions to make it into the public domain.
When Texas Rangers' outfielder Josh Hamilton, a recovering alcoholic, fell off the wagon, cell phone pictures of him partying in a bar with several women wound up on the Internet for everyone, including his wife, to see. In a world in which technological advances have made it easier for all of us to spy on each other, it's not surprising that many sports celebrities couldn't keep sensitive information from becoming public.
If we seemed obsessed with the salacious side of sports in 2009, maybe it was partly because the action on the field seemed to far less surprising. Most of the major championships were won by the usual suspects -- players and programs that knew their way around the penthouse, having visited many times before. The Lakers, Steelers and Yankees, all with long histories of success, in each added another piece of championship hardware to their trophy cases. North Carolina in college basketball, UConn in women's hoops, and Florida in college football did the same, all of which were about as surprising as the sun rising in the East.
The year wasn't exactly filled with underdog victories, but that's not to say there weren't fascinating and notable individual achievements.
In tennis, Roger Federer broke Pete Sampras' record of 14 major championships by winning Wimbledon for the sixth time. Jimmie Johnson continued to be, in a sense, the Federer of NASCAR, becoming the only driver to win four consecutive Sprint Cup Series championships. While Johnson was one of the fastest men behind the wheel, Usain Bolt was the fastest on two feet.
In August, the Jamaican sprinter lowered his own world records by running the 100 meters in 9.58 seconds and the 200 in 19.19 at the World Championships. At 23, Bolt isn't much older than Pittsburgh Penguins captain Sidney "The Kid" Crosby, who was 21 when he became the youngest team captain to win a Stanley Cup, doing so with a seven-game victory over the Detroit Red Wings in June. In baseball, Joe Mauer of the Twins won the AL MVP and batting title with arguably the greatest offensive season for catcher in the history of the sport.
If you find yourself in an actual argument over whether Mauer's season was the best, don't ask Brett Favre or Urban Meyer to settle it, because they both had a hard time making up their minds. Favre played the Will-he-play-or-won't-he? game for the umpteenth time. He seemed ready to finally settle into retirement after his poor finish with the Jets in 2008, but by training camp he had changed his mind yet again, winding up in the Vikings' purple-and-gold. It was hard to argue with his decision after he led Minnesota to the NFC North championship and had his eye on his second Super Bowl title as 2009 came to an end.
Meyer suffered a brief Favre-like case of career indecision in the waning days of the year. No sooner had we learned of his plans to step down as Florida's football coach due to health issues, than Meyer, 45, changed his mind and decided to take an indefinite leave of absence instead. Gator fans were no doubt relieved for the moment, although they are no doubt hoping that Meyer doesn't become a serial flip-flopper like Favre.
But none of those athletes had as wild a ride in 2009 as the Yankees' Alex Rodriguez, whose year went from one extreme to another in a different way.
A-Rod, the Yankees' slugging third baseman, had a 2009 that ran the gamut from embarrassment to elation. After an SI.com story by Selena Roberts and David Epstein that revealed evidence of his steroid use, Rodriguez admitted during spring training that he had used performance-enhancing drugs during his years with the Texas Rangers. But after starting at rock bottom with the scandal (he also missed the start of the regular season after hip surgery), A-Rod finished at the top, shaking his reputation as a postseason choker with a strong playoff performance that helped propel the Yanks to their first World Series title since 2000.
Alas, disgraced NBA referee Tim Donaghy's gambling revelations were small potatoes buried in much bigger sleaze.
AP
A-Rod wasn't the only star athlete who kept steroids in the news. Dodgers slugger Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games for a violation of baseball's drug policy. He was caught with a bogus prescription for a women's fertility drug that has been known to be used by steroid abusers to help balance their hormone levels. The Dodgers still won the NL West title, but Manny-mania wasn't nearly as rampant as the year before, especially when he proved to be a less dangerous hitter upon his return.
If sex and drug scandals aren't your cup of tea, perhaps you prefer mobsters. Disgraced NBA referee Tim Donaghy was released from prison, after which he wrote a book alleging that not only had organized crime figures forced him to give them inside information for betting purposes, but officiating in the league was biased and corrupt, with the calls often based on refs' personal agendas.
In other years, that might have been a blockbuster story, but it barely gained traction when there were juicier items that grabbed our interest. In a year so full of scandal, if Donaghy or anyone else hoped to shock us, they had to do better -- or is it worse? -- than that.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Sunday, December 27, 2009
What Are Kids Searching? YouTube, Facebook, Porn
YouTube, Google, and Facebook topped the list for most-searched terms among kids in 2009, but there's also something else on junior's mind. Rounding out the top five search terms were "sex" and "porn," according to data from Norton.
The majority of time spent online for kids 18 and under – or about 30 percent – was spent searching for music-related topics, followed by TV and movies at 12 percent. Not surprisingly, the most popular celebrity search was Michael Jackson, followed by country singer Taylor Swift.
The "Twilight" series made an appearance on the list. Of the top 100 searches, New Moon came in at number 40, followed by Taylor Lautner at 80, and the New Moon trailer at 91.
Norton collected the data via OnlineFamily.Norton, the free family safety service offered by the company. Between Feb. 2 and Dec. 4, the company tracked 14.6 million searches submitted anonymously by users.
Norton said that the appearance of sex-related search terms on its list "should raise a red flag to parents if they haven't had 'The Talk' with their children about content that may not be appropriate for kids."
While YouTube, Google, and Facebook can be entertaining and educational, Norton continued, "parents need to ensure they sit down with their child and talk about what's appropriate and inappropriate when viewing videos online, searching for information on various topics, and interacting on a social networking site."
Broken out by gender, the searches varied somewhat. YouTube, Google, and Facebook topped the list for both boys and girls, but while "sex" and "porn" were the number four and five searches for boys, girls searched for "Taylor Swift" or "sex."
By age, YouTube, Google, and Facebook still dominated the top three spots. Among 13 to 18 year-olds, the four and five spots went to "sex" and "MySpace," while kids 8 to 12 searched for "sex" and "Club Penguin." Kids seven and under, meanwhile, looked up "porn" and "Club Penguin."
Other celebrities that captured kids' attention this year include Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Lil Wayne, Megan Fox, Eminem, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Black Eyed Peas, Jonas Brothers, Rihanna, and Chris Brown.
Nothing too puzzling popped up on the list, except perhaps for "Norton Safety Minder" at number 46. Norton officials suggested that since the program does not have a stealth mode and lets kids know when it's turned on, children might have gone online to find out what it is and how it tracks their behavior.
The term "Fred" also came in at number 19, which Norton said refers to Fred Figglehorn, a fictional character in a Web series on YouTube.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
The majority of time spent online for kids 18 and under – or about 30 percent – was spent searching for music-related topics, followed by TV and movies at 12 percent. Not surprisingly, the most popular celebrity search was Michael Jackson, followed by country singer Taylor Swift.
The "Twilight" series made an appearance on the list. Of the top 100 searches, New Moon came in at number 40, followed by Taylor Lautner at 80, and the New Moon trailer at 91.
Norton collected the data via OnlineFamily.Norton, the free family safety service offered by the company. Between Feb. 2 and Dec. 4, the company tracked 14.6 million searches submitted anonymously by users.
Norton said that the appearance of sex-related search terms on its list "should raise a red flag to parents if they haven't had 'The Talk' with their children about content that may not be appropriate for kids."
While YouTube, Google, and Facebook can be entertaining and educational, Norton continued, "parents need to ensure they sit down with their child and talk about what's appropriate and inappropriate when viewing videos online, searching for information on various topics, and interacting on a social networking site."
Broken out by gender, the searches varied somewhat. YouTube, Google, and Facebook topped the list for both boys and girls, but while "sex" and "porn" were the number four and five searches for boys, girls searched for "Taylor Swift" or "sex."
By age, YouTube, Google, and Facebook still dominated the top three spots. Among 13 to 18 year-olds, the four and five spots went to "sex" and "MySpace," while kids 8 to 12 searched for "sex" and "Club Penguin." Kids seven and under, meanwhile, looked up "porn" and "Club Penguin."
Other celebrities that captured kids' attention this year include Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Lil Wayne, Megan Fox, Eminem, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Black Eyed Peas, Jonas Brothers, Rihanna, and Chris Brown.
Nothing too puzzling popped up on the list, except perhaps for "Norton Safety Minder" at number 46. Norton officials suggested that since the program does not have a stealth mode and lets kids know when it's turned on, children might have gone online to find out what it is and how it tracks their behavior.
The term "Fred" also came in at number 19, which Norton said refers to Fred Figglehorn, a fictional character in a Web series on YouTube.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Friday, December 25, 2009
Brittany Murphy Is Laid to Rest
A private funeral was held on Christmas Eve for actress Brittany Murphy, who died suddenly Dec. 20 at the age of 32.
A small group of close friends and family members - including her mother, Sharon, and husband, British screenwriter Simon Monjack - gathered at the Church of the Hills at the Forrest Lawn Memorial Park in Los Angeles to pay their respects. It is the same cemetery where singer Michael Jackson was buried earlier this year.
The actress was interred in the Bright Eternity section; "Amazing Grace" was sung at the graveside, according to RadarOnline.com.
Actor Eric Balfour was among the pallbearers.
Her estranged father, Angelo Bertolotti, did not attend the funeral. "If I wanted to go, I would go, but I don't want to see her that way," he told . "She was flawless to me. She was a little bright child. I have only good memories about her. She's a memory to me now. To me she's off making a movie somewhere."
A larger memorial service for Murphy may be held early next year.
Look back on Brittany Murphy's talented career
Murphy was pronounced dead at 10:04 a.m. at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after she was found unresponsive in the bathroom of her Hollywood home this past Sunday. The death is under investigation, and autopsy results are pending. Her husband denies she had an overdose or eating disorder.
Her pal Balfour told UsMagazine.com Tuesday, "Everyone is devastated. It is just a tragedy."
In recent months, Murphy's frail appearance worried colleagues.
While shooting the horror flick Something Wicked this summer, "she looked ill, as much as 10 pounds underweight, and she's a small person to begin with," executive producer Scott Chambers told the Los Angeles Times.
In January, she was set to begin the romantic comedy Shrinking Charlotte. Writer-director Rene Eram told that while Murphy was professional, "I noticed that she had dropped a lot of weight in the last six months."
But Jeff Bowler, a producer on her new drama Across the Hall, saw Murphy Dec. 1 and tells Us that while he "only got to talk to her for a few minutes, she seemed OK. She was a little pale, but she seemed fine."
"She was bubbly and excited and went around and said hi to everybody and shook hands and gave autographs," he tells Us. "Typical Brittany."
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Brittany Murphy Died Cardiac Arrest
Brittany Murphy died early this morning after she went into full cardiac arrest and could not be revived.
She was 32.
A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from a home in Los Angeles that is listed as belonging to her husband, Simon Monjack, the Los Angeles City Fire Department.
Murphy was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she was pronounced dead on arrival. Her time of death was listed as 10:04 AM.
Murphy starred in such films as "Clueless," "8 Mile," and "Don't Say a Word." Murphy was reportedly fired from last film, "The Caller," after reports she was problematic on set.
Brittany Murphy's mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. When paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and immediately administered CPR. They continued CPR in route to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center -- several miles away -- and Murphy was unresponsive. She was pronounced dead at the hospital.
The LA County Coroner's is picking up Murphy's body from Cedars later today and will launch an investigation.
PJ
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
Movie & TV Show Preview Widget
PJ's Store Of Sex and Love
Posts
.jpg)
