Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Truth and Lies




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
By Jesse Aldana
 
 
 
 
Wouldn't it be nice to live in a perfect world, full of perfect relationships. Strangely, it would be weird if we stopped lying. Here are 10 reasons men and women need to lie.



"Men would no longer exaggerate about their enormous snake size."

10. Both men and women would say what they don't like about each other
 
9. Women can't fake they came during sex
 
8. Men can't fake they didn't cum during sex
 
7. Men would hurt women by saying they really look fat in that dress
 
6. Women would hurt men by stating they are definitely not the best they ever had
 
5. Women couldn't use the headache excuse to not have sex
 
4. Men would no longer exaggerate about their enormous snake size
 
3. Women would probably never own a weight machine and slow sales would force bankruptcy
 
2. Men would have to call you like they said they would and phone call traffic would reach an all-time high
 
1. The real number of sex partners you've had would increase for women, and decrease for men
 
 
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4 comments:

Freya The Goddess said...

Please tell us, Jesse, if what you wrote truly reflects what you think, and how you feel. This is a serious question which I would love to see graced with an honest answer.

Jesse Aldana said...

It is always so nice to hear from you, Freya The Goddess. How have you been?

Thank you for the very good and interesting post question. It is always a writer's intention to not only present and portray a story with a certain purpose, but hopefully meeting the audiences' interests and needs.

"A good magician, never reveals his secrets."



Warmly,

Jesse

Freya The Goddess said...

A good answer, a wise answer, Jesse .. but not an answer to my question.
New chance for you to tell me if you personally feel and follow what you say in your article, I am sure your readers are interested in knowing (I know that I am), or contact me under goddessoffeathers@yahoo.com ...
Freya .. still The Goddess :)

Jesse Aldana said...

I would have hoped that follow-up comments would be sent to everaftermyst@yahoo.com Obviously, that feature is not working.

Freya, still The Goddess, I do have to say that you are incredibly determined and persistent. I have already answered your question professionally.

To better answer your question on a more personal level though, my articles never reflect what I think, nor how I feel. My opinion is not valid because that would be unethical. Nor can I be bias.

What I write about is actually based on facts, research, sources, and everyday experiences. There is truth to them. Not for everybody, but for somebody. They also have nothing to do with my own personal relationships, neither past, nor present. They are intended to help men and women understand each other better.

Thank you for showing such interest. I hope you and future readers will also share their feelings and thoughts in future posts. Take it easy.


Sincerely,

Jesse